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delays delays

March 8, 2008

Apologies for the lack of updates. It’s been like defragging a kBrain in a glacier around here. Mr. Adani’s stream has inexplicably frozen, but I’ve got the right heat to thaw out what you need to hear asap. Stay jacked…

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braaaaainnnns

February 23, 2008

machines, like zombies, are here to feed on your braaaaainnnns! 😉

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albedo .00045

February 20, 2008

cloaking devices are on their way

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END RACISM NOW!

February 19, 2008

WordPress’ Terms Of Service point #2 states that:

a) Contributors to WordPress-hosted blogs are to ensure that their content is “not obscene, libelous or defamatory, hateful or racially or ethnically objectionable”, and that

b) Automattic (operators of WordPress) has the right to “refuse or remove any content that, in Automattic’s reasonable opinion, violates any Automattic policy or is in any way harmful or objectionable.”

But apparently they don’t consider stuffwhitepeoplelike – dot – wordpress – dot – com (which I refuse to link directly) to be the racism it obviously is, because they PROMOTE it as a “Top Blog” with “Hawt Posts”.

I dare someone to register:

  • stuffblackpeoplelike.wordpress.com
  • stuffjewishpeoplelike.wordpress.com
  • stuffmexicanpeoplelike.wordpress.com
  • stuffarabpeoplelike.wordpress.com
  • etc.

, and start posting the same lame and untrue stereotypes for those groups, just to listen to the uproar those would generate. Would you like to take bets as to whether CAIR, LULAC, NAACP, or ADL files the first lawsuit?

END RACISM NOW!

update: that racist site is currently the top blog at wordpress.

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paper batteries

February 10, 2008

tabloids could make their news even more shocking by printing on this paper

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shape-shifters

February 9, 2008

Remember last century when image-morphing was still a novelty in the movies? This technology makes me wax nostalgic for those days.

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need supervision?

February 3, 2008

wear some of these. they’re slightly less bulky than these.